Wednesday, March 12, 2003

50/50

If women wish to breastfeed in bars, restaurants and other public places, surely the establishment is entitled to charge corkage?
Winner and Diner, Crib Point

I think they should let SP bookmaker's compete with the money-hungry TAB so that pensioners can still have a wager. A $2 minimum bet is absolute greed!
Hector

Wait for it, wait for it… the headline will read: PM claims war necessary - Saddam Hussein threw the children overboard.
Lee

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

50/50

Why should the unions be charged with treason for trying to prevent our sons from becoming fodder for Bush's dream of emulating his father's deed? Let the pro-war advocates send there children first!
Ms Healy

SADDAM, you may as well hang on to your weapons. The US is going to attack anyway.
The End Is Nigh, Warrnambool.

LETTERS TO THE TV GUIDE 2

Seeing Red

Please, Channel 9, can you paint that awful red wall in Brugo's Catch Phrase. He (John Burgess) dresses so well, but often clashes with the wall.
From Gwen


(An excellent example of a well dressed man hosting his game show)

LETTERS TO THE TV GUIDE 1

Jaded Jana

What has happened to Jana Wendt? She looks like an underfed street urchin in her trousers and short hair. Bring some glamour back to Sunday.
From CW

Matto - Jim Wayly, an old fat white guy, not exactly glamour.
Greggo - Yes, I would have to Agree, Jana is the actractive one.


Jim Waley (ex-tv host for Sunday) and Jana Wendt (Cutting edge TV reporter and new host of Sunday)

March 50/50

Isn't it a pity the modern woman doesn't value desertion and refinement when breastfeeding? Surely the baby is entitled to some privacy, as are any gentlemen?
Josephine

That women in Ouhen, northwestern Victoria, danced naked in public says little for their morals. That they danced to bring rain to the drought-ravaged Mallee says little about their intelligence.
T.M.Kirley, Dandenong


As an Australian, I'm appalled that unions could even think about keeping food and equipment from our troops. They should be charged with treason.
Tracy, Epping

I agree with Shane Warne's 12-Mounth penalty. He may have to actually work for an income and, who knows, he could lose weight with hard labour.
Amy, Werribee


Selection made by Matto